tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post445416271329672329..comments2023-10-16T06:59:39.577-07:00Comments on Bathos for the Misanthropic: I don't want to tell you to be ironic. That would be ironic.Romius T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/18043032468436393210noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-15971991859991345912007-03-06T01:07:00.000-07:002007-03-06T01:07:00.000-07:00Those may be facts in the worl. but they make the...Those may be facts in the worl. but they make the world uninhabitable. Thats why you owe me a blow job.<BR/><BR/>Your imaginary life sounds a bit depressing or too realistic for me. I wanna live happily ever after.Romius T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043032468436393210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-56985835482674526352007-03-05T17:10:00.000-07:002007-03-05T17:10:00.000-07:00I love my cat, I really do. She is actually more s...I love my cat, I really do. She is actually more special than anyone else's cat and is prettier too. But you aren't getting a blowjob for the stating of facts, it's like demanding a blowjob after I tell you how a bill becomes a law. It's not going to happen. <BR/><BR/>I think everyone has imaginary conversations. I also have imaginary relationships with various people I meet, like that hot guy that is always in front of me in line at Starbucks. He looks like Layne Staley only shorter and has really blue eyes. I've imagined our lives together so far into the future that we've already accidentally knocked me up, gotten the abortion, and then broken up over the constant verbal reminders of our irresponsiblity. God I miss him.Jezebelsriothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10902259690655703145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-51963372357200987222007-03-05T05:19:00.000-07:002007-03-05T05:19:00.000-07:00Spock you deserve bj's and more.Doc,I think if I h...Spock you deserve bj's and more.<BR/><BR/>Doc,<BR/><BR/>I think if I have to look at cute pictures of cats I would need anal rim job as well.<BR/><BR/>Have you seen my world famous cute kitten pic on my blog?Romius T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043032468436393210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-10253428810111688482007-03-04T18:18:00.000-07:002007-03-04T18:18:00.000-07:00I'm guessing that a girl would have to "pay extra"...I'm guessing that a girl would have to "pay extra" if she had cute kitten pictures to accompany her cute kitty story?Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409911458644482886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-47071438603972716372007-03-04T11:03:00.000-07:002007-03-04T11:03:00.000-07:00If I got a bj for every long story from a girlfrie...If I got a bj for every long story from a girlfriend, well I'd have a lot of bjs . . .Evil Spockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061028012716806630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-74949006089480196172007-03-04T09:08:00.000-07:002007-03-04T09:08:00.000-07:00Wait a minute Doc, I am supposed to be getting a b...Wait a minute Doc, I am supposed to be getting a bj after one of these stories drags on for hours?...Christ....<BR/><BR/>That's awesome that your kitty is a flesh eating 4 legged human killer...YEs I'd like my bj now...<BR/><BR/>Drug monkey,,,<BR/><BR/>your insistence on making everything about you is why we have so many imaginary fights...what no bj from you too. jeez...Romius T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043032468436393210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-35488857419103218962007-03-03T21:02:00.000-07:002007-03-03T21:02:00.000-07:00Is there a bit of me you use for these hate confla...Is there a bit of me you use for these hate conflations? That would rule. <BR/><BR/>If it helps, I have a cat I like. Not because it's cute, but because it's insane and it destroys stuff. My stuff. There's some irony. <BR/><BR/>You're not getting a blowjob.DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17626504777714043799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-36487364223088344352007-03-03T09:34:00.000-07:002007-03-03T09:34:00.000-07:00Romius, Did I tell you what my kitty did this morn...Romius, <BR/><BR/>Did I tell you what my kitty did this morning? It was SO CUTE! She woke me up by getting up in my face and then biting my nose! Isn't that ADORABLE!? Tee hee! What? You want a bj now? O-kaaayyyyy, since you listened SO NICELY....Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409911458644482886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8440857.post-24533690526349505952007-03-03T09:32:00.000-07:002007-03-03T09:32:00.000-07:00It scares me that you and I both do the imaginary ...It scares me that you and I both do the imaginary conversation thing, where I work out entire scenes between me and someone else. My problem, however, is that I forget that these conversations did not take place in reality, and and I think that I really did tell the other person what I was imagining.<BR/><BR/>Also, I think women are fully aware that men hate baby pictures and cute wittle stories about our kitty-witty. We know that they're only feigning interest, to score points that will eventually get them at least a bj. That's why we women drag out the stories and the pics -- it's fun to torture when we can.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409911458644482886noreply@blogger.com