Why aren't you annoying people?

The Voice: You should become "Mr. Obvious."

Mr. Obvious?

The Voice: Yes. The Master of the Obvious. Cliff Claven.

How?

The Voice: For instance you could say things like..."Ice is really just frozen water." But you do it all day. It becomes your "thing."

Yea, ...I'll think that one over.

Maybe you would prefer your life to be written by Hal Hartley rather than Larry David.

"Hello."

What?

I said "hello."

Oh. Yes....you did. Why?

Why what?

Why would you do that?

Say hello?

Yes. Hello.

We have allready established that. You have said Hello. I am just trying to figure out why you said it.

Why I said it?

Right. Why you said it.