What I killed today

"My primary directive in life is to exhibit compassion wherever possible."

That quote is taken from the blog profile of a woman "kills animals as part of work with a lot of injured wildlife. Also not wild animals that are just in a lot of pain. Sometimes I have to euthanize them. I decided to record each animal I euthanize here."

She is a vegan, married, and a trapeze artist. And I guess she frets over killing the animals. But I hate animals. And this site is dedicated towards me becoming a serial killer. We all know how serial killers start out killing tiny, defenseless beings before moving on to tuffer kills. I'm to blood shy to actually get my kill on, but now I can vicariously share in the thrill of murder. The prose is sparse and the descriptions are laconic.

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  the dog whimpered with the injection and tried to fight it a bit. then he laid down and rested.
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  I didn't kill it but I watched a hamster die today.
  

I thank you trapeze flying, vegan, veterinary tech girl for the third best orgasm of my life.

Source.

Misanthrope of the Month Award

And the award for Misanthrope of the Month goes to... Orange County Court Judge Nicholas DeRosa for "sentencing Michael Melfi, a skinny, baby-faced 19-year-old from Washingtonville, to the maximum for his role in a cat-killing rampage at the Blooming Grove Humane Society's animal shelter."

This wanna be PETA motherfucka placed the rights of rat chasers ahead of the rights of humans.

Clearly the boy is damaged goods. Yes, what he needs is some counseling. Maybe a good family life. But he certainly does not deserve jail time for doing nothing more than any of us do when we order up a bucket of wings from KFC.

Since when does an animal have a right to life?

My stepmother would be mortified by this post. Good thing she decided to not let me watch the dog and cat during her trip away from her trailer park. Sorry, I was reminded it is a Fifth Wheel.

Lots of gators in these here parts.

Misanthrope of the Month!

This months nominee for "Misanthrope of the Month" (c.2005) goes by the name Terry Liddle. Mr. Liddle made this curious comment:

"For sure, the enslavement of millions of Africans by Europeans and Americans from the late 15th to the mid-19th century merits close comparison with the position of non-human animals in today’s capitalist society."

An Asshat like that is far more Misanthropic than I could ever be! Attention all of you PETA members , you all suffer from a form of pyschopathology. - you hate your species.

Mr. Liddle goes on to defend himself against charges that he is evil:

"Many animal rights activists are rightly suspicious of the Left which they see as manipulative and dishonest, interested not in furthering the cause but solely in recruiting to the vanguard party. They are not, however, misanthropes and terrorists despite all the scare stories."

You hate your species. Join the blog of choice, Bathos, and take the award, you deserve it!