Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I love me some Jezebel

JezebelsRiot has some very nice things to say about this blog recently.

"Romius has a switchblade tongue but he's also just as quick to point the tip at himself. He understands humor and comical self loathing is far more interesting than outwitting your cyber opponent halfway across the world with your dictionary."

I'd post her pic along with this , but she doesn't need any more cyberstalkers than she's got!

In the post she also hints that maybe I should let go of the whole "Lisa Loeb" thing and I couldn't agree more.

On the bright side of life men in their Fifties have a better sex life than men in their Thirties. I can vouch for that. If it wasn't for Chat rooms where I pretend to be a 13 year old girl all day I wouldn't even be able to watch 40 year old men jack off.

Friday, February 17, 2006

As promised...Lisa Loeb in a BRA!!!

In my continual chase for hits, I finally deliver on the Bra Pics!!

Check out Subvert Society for some more pics (and some rather snarky commentary on Lil Lisa.)

You know, when I first started watching Vh1's #1 Single I had a huge crush on Lisa. But following each subsequent episode I have begun to like her less.

What happened to the Indie rock nerd? Turns out all she likes is Art Deco in Pink and (and guys with jobs.) She probably comes home from all her dates and scribbles the guys last name into her notebook "just to try it on." My eight year old neice is more of a grown up.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day to ya!

My feelings about this national holiday can be summed up in this quote by Karl Marx:

“Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.”

Monday, February 13, 2006

Lisa gets on Howard Stern

Source: Howard Stern.com:

"Howard admitted that he'd never seen #1 Single, but he thought its biggest problem was that Lisa is too nice for a dating show. Howard explained that he only tunes into such programs when he thinks the people trying to pick a mate aren't afraid to rip apart the contestants. However, Lisa assured Howard that she can let it rip with the best of them, before adding that the show features regular guys.

When Howard questioned whether Lisa would actually date someone who isn't famous, she insisted that she could definitely see herself doing so. "

Ok, so I know that I have sold my soul for hits, but this whole Lisa Loeb thing has totally not worked out. Foxxylove now has a thousand more hits than me. Next post has Lisa in a bra. What do I have to do for you people to love me?

Friday, February 03, 2006

Silent Totalitarianism

AOL Autos: Article - Star Wars Speed Trap:

"Now, however, the technology exists for a great leap forward -- or backward, depending on your point of view.

The Canadians are testing out a system that combines onboard Global Positioning Satellite (GPS) technology with a digital speed limit map. It works very much like the in-car GPS navigation systems which have become so common on late model cars -- but with a twist. Instead of helping you find a destination, the system, prevents you from driving any faster than the posted speed limit of the road you happen to be on."

Onward we march towards the Surveillance Society! I first read about automatically prohibiting speeding and the issuing of fines in a book, it was either Warday or Nature's End when I was was in high school.

One of those books also had an interesting computer program that simulated presidential canidates minds. In the program you could ask the candidate any question and the respondent would have to answer honestly. Most of the time people asked the candidates if they like to have sex with dogs. Because the program was supposed to be 100% accurate, you could find out weird shit about people. I think we are getting close to that possibility as well.