Thursday, December 30, 2004

Favorite Bible Quotes-or Is your GOD evil too?

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things (Isaiah 45.7).

The Lord hath made all things for Himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil (Proverbs 16.4)


Easy answers to hard questions:

Q. Do you believe in GOD?

Q. Do you believe in Fate?

Q. Do you believe in KARMA?
A. Um...No.

Q. Where you a bit hesitant there?
A. No.

I am pretty sure that everybody does not get what they deserve.
I mean Jennifer Anniston is famous, rich, and pretty , but her husband left her. Britney Spears' husband ( the first one) got jack squat for a payday. And I guess thousands of children were misbehaving in Asia and God was watching...

Q. Are you going to Hell?
A. Are we there yet? I've gotta pee pee.


Requiem4aDream said...

Heh... I,too, like to throw hypocritical bible verses in peoples faces when I'm bored. My favorite:
Whenever I get into a debate or discussion on religion with a woman who is trying to tell me how not to go to hell I simply remind her:

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
(1 Timothy 2:11,12, KJV)

Which usually ends the conversation .... as soon as she realizes she is going against the WORD OF THE LAWD! Another thing I like to do is trick a christian into saying their favorite words ... God doesn't make mistakes... at which point I remind them of this verse:

"The Lord was grieved that he had made man on the Earth, and his heart was filled with pain. So I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the Earth- men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air- for I am grieved that I have made them."
(Genesis 6:6-7)

I'm always fascinated when a person says they believe whole heartedly in a religion and that it will determine where they spend the rest of eternity ... yet they know almost nothing about it. I usually suggest they switch to .. and worship me as their messiah!

romiustexis said...

Ahh... How I yearn for the submission of a good christian women!!