Thursday, December 30, 2004

Favorite Bible Quotes-or Is your GOD evil too?



I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things (Isaiah 45.7).

The Lord hath made all things for Himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil (Proverbs 16.4)

PART II

Easy answers to hard questions:

Q. Do you believe in GOD?
A. NO

Q. Do you believe in Fate?
A. NO

Q. Do you believe in KARMA?
A. Um...No.

Q. Where you a bit hesitant there?
A. No.

I am pretty sure that everybody does not get what they deserve.
I mean Jennifer Anniston is famous, rich, and pretty , but her husband left her. Britney Spears' husband ( the first one) got jack squat for a payday. And I guess thousands of children were misbehaving in Asia and God was watching...

Q. Are you going to Hell?
A. Are we there yet? I've gotta pee pee.

2 comments:

Requiem4aDream said...

Heh... I,too, like to throw hypocritical bible verses in peoples faces when I'm bored. My favorite:
Whenever I get into a debate or discussion on religion with a woman who is trying to tell me how not to go to hell I simply remind her:

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
(1 Timothy 2:11,12, KJV)

Which usually ends the conversation .... as soon as she realizes she is going against the WORD OF THE LAWD! Another thing I like to do is trick a christian into saying their favorite words ... God doesn't make mistakes... at which point I remind them of this verse:

"The Lord was grieved that he had made man on the Earth, and his heart was filled with pain. So I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the Earth- men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air- for I am grieved that I have made them."
(Genesis 6:6-7)

I'm always fascinated when a person says they believe whole heartedly in a religion and that it will determine where they spend the rest of eternity ... yet they know almost nothing about it. I usually suggest they switch to .. and worship me as their messiah!

romiustexis said...

Ahh... How I yearn for the submission of a good christian women!!