The Butcher, The Baker and the Candlestick maker.

Sorry to interrupt all the alone time you've had lately with my light posting.

I have been thinking about changing the "silent totalitarianism" back over to a job related blog. But doing that would require a lot of work, and lately I haven't had any desire to do that.

I thought I could just bellyache to you guys here.

I am working in a bakery at a local grocery store. My job consists of placing endless rows of tollhouse cookies on baking sheets and then into a giant oven big enough to bake several Jews.

I am gonna let you in on a little secret. Flies. The Flies. Big juicy southern Florida flies. Big enough to put on the grill.

A brief intro to the cast of characters:

Marci de sade-married with 4 kids. Her husband is 'well connected' within the AB. That's the Aryan Brotherhood to you and me. Her father has given her a Walmart card that he pays off. I tease her relentlessly regarding this. She has asked me if "I wanted to go shopping with it."

Key Talents:
Cake decorator and perhaps the finest double barreled fly swatter I have ever seen.

Favorite quote:
"Ever had an abscessed tooth? I have one."

J. - female who worked as a penal officer in a maximum security prison. Her only regret? When she had the chance to kill a prisoner, she only wounded him.

Key talent.
Good with a shotgun.

Favorite Quote:
"Can anyone do with out 10 dollars untill Tuesday?"

Me- secretly rated Mike and the Mechanics "Nobody's Perfect" as a 4 Star song on his Yahoo Radio Player.

Key Talents.
Using both charm and wit, convinces people the purple Pontiac Sunfire he often borrows from his mother doesn't make him gay.

Took it upon himself to "once daily" check the cake freezer display and dump all the frozen flies from the cake lids.

Has yet to be on time.

M&M-The boss.

Likes And Dislikes:
Likes-to throw boxes around and yell.
Dislikes-customers who only buy from the discount rack.

Favorite quote:
"Ignore me."

Fun Facts:

No less than 3 dogs on 4 mile walk route to work must be avoided in order to arrive safely. Two of the dogs are of "Marmadukian proportions."