Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Kim Kardashian proves she is "all real" by posting jail bait pictures of her 14 year old body in a bikini. All I can say is thank you!


I am not sure what I am supposed to do with this other than thank god for the obvious gift he has bestowed upon us. I know you think I am an atheist just because I went to see Bill Mahr's movie Religiulous and when the kid in the red shirt jumped up after the movie and screamed, "I am not convinced!" I simply replied, "I am not surprised."

While that makes me a non-believer I still like to thank god for all the little things he gives me like a picture of a untalented porn and reality tv show star when she was just 14 and all natural.

I am pretty sure that shot is right out of OIU magazine circa 1984. I always loved Oui magazine because Oui is way sluttier than Playboy. Oui showed vagina lips and focused on hairy bushed women (a la the famous Demi Moore shot) before we knew that hairy bushes where not ok. I never took a razor or a clipper anywhere near my pubes until I was in my late 30's.I am sure that it way too late for me now to pretend to be down with the clean shave look, but I try because girls seem to like it.

9 comments:

DCup said...

This may be one of the most informational posts I've read this morning. And it comes with pictures, which is very nice.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Hang on, you take a razor near your dick? Dude, you live life on the edge.

Romius T. said...

D-cup

that was before I placed the links in the post and added the refrence to demi moore! Glad to of some sevice though.

Monkey Man

Some of live life on the edge and someof just remark that others live life on the edge. C'mon join the edge!

lucky charms said...

http://www.sallyhansen.com/product.cfm?product=146

I double-dog-dare you!! I've never tried this one before, I usually stick to the ones with the strips. Do it. Then let me know how it turns out. I taught you about shampoo, it's the least you could do.

Romius T. said...

oh my goodness no way!

lucky charms said...

C'mon!! Grow some balls - then clean 'em off! :)

Romius T. said...

I need some for my back hair but I don;t know anyone who will strip it off for me

lucky charms said...

That *is* a toughie. I waxed my friend's arm once when he came over to watch a movie :)

I reiterate: Never trust an Asian girl.


I JUST LEFT 3 COMMENTS IN A ROW! I bet you feel special. I knocked out at 8pm my time and just woke up (5am here)

Exams are like pharmacy jet lag.

Romius T. said...

I got three comments from you in a row and today I got three in a row from freida. Im on a roll!