Dear Mrs. Nash,
I just read that Avery Johnson's wife was recently accused of assault by a local Suns fan. According to Yahoo News...
"Rebecca Kettle told police that Cassandra Johnson hit her twice in the shoulder during a verbal confrontation. According to a police report, an officer read Johnson her rights before questioning her."
I can't tell you how frightened news of that police blurb got me. I know you probably think that I am "all removed" and stuff since I left Phoenix and all. But the Suns are still my second favorite NBA team and you are still my second fave wife on the team. So as soon as I read about the Lil General's problem I became concerned for your safety.
I might be wrong, but I think the next game is being played in Dallas. If so... all I can tell you is to BEWARE. Stay away from any or all confrontations with Mavericks fans. They may be out to get you. I mean now Dallas fans are even booing Steve , so who knows what they are capable of next. You might want to stay home and watch the game on TV. I know I am going to TiVo it myself. That's because TiVo is pretty cool. If you don't have TiVo, I highly recommend it.
This post is dedicated to salt substitutes. Also to highly self-referential jokes in the last paragraph that only two people will get.