Monday, June 18, 2007

Why I Hate Danielle Dax and the Hipster Record Store Bitch that got me to buy her album

When I was a lot younger I used to buy a lot of new music. Then I discovered UFO. Since my discovery of the worlds greatest rock band I don't buy any other kind of music.

But there was a time when I did buy new music. I went out searching for it. I was young and impressionable. What I am saying here is that I was easy pickings for any cute record store worker with an agenda.

I met one worker with such an agenda. She must have been a Fem-Nazi and not just a hipster. Dax is known for calling powerful men "mean people." And by "powerful men" I mean record company executives who decided her music sucked. And I suppose the rest of the world, because her last album was called:

Comatose Non Reaction: The Thwarted Pop Career of Danielle Dax

And this recommendation for an obscure avantegarde artist came after I mentioned I like MSG and Queensr├┐che. I took the Nazi-hipster's suggestion and to this day I regret it.

You need to hear this crazy women yourself.

Just for comparisons sake check out my favorite band in 1985. At least I think it is 1985. The only original band member I can spot is the lead singer, Phil Mogg. A review of the album they are promoting on this UK TV show suggested that it sounded worse than Karaoke.

"Wow. I'm stunned by how much I dislike this mid-80's offering by the once mighty UFO. It's more like Phil Mogg doing karaoke to some rejected Starship backing tracks. Sissy sounding eighties keyboards wash over everything and the guitar is treated like an afterthought."

And that review came from a FAN of UFO. Now push Play. If you dare.

The last video is a very rare live performance of one of my top 5 favorite songs from the "classic" period. The classic period included Micheal Schenkner. The classic period is regarded as the best by UFO fans though the "early years" features some great stuff that is highly underrated. The song featured on the video "Space Rock" was never given the kind of respect it deserved. Space Child marks a transition from the Space Rock of the "early years" to the Hard Rock and Metal of the "classic period."

What is so awesome about this song is the remarkable restraint and subtlety you find in it. Much of that subtlety is lost in the poor video quality of this video.


Jezebelsriot said...

To redeem your 'Dax' experience, please check out a much more talented Dax (Dax Riggs) on my myspace page. If you hate him we cannot be friends. It is the rule.

DrugMonkey said...

I find that Danielle Dax video strangly erotic. I would totally do Danielle Dax.

Romius T. said...

I will totally check him out then!


I agree, she is really hot for a chick that can't sing. Just don't tell your g/f that you would do her. but I guess she doesn't read me anymore anyway.

And you still have not aswered my request for more info on why she hates me!!!!!

What A Crock said...

thats what you get for shopping with your wiiwii conrolling you. ;p

Romius T. said...

I'd stop thinking with my wee wee but then I would not be thinking at all!

D. Selwyn said...

I love Danielle Dax. No, I worship Danielle Dax. Just listening to her today, actually..."Big Hollow Man" (the vid clip you have) is from her best album, Inky Bloaters. My favourite song of hers, "Sleep Has No Property" is from that album too. Sigh, swoon.

Romius T. said...

wow, d, so dax has fans. Who knew?