Saturday, May 31, 2008

I review porn clips and I make racist/sexist comments

There is something liberating about being covered up in a burka and having a man dominate and control every aspect of your life. You don't know anything about that because you live in a country full of men who don't feel the need to slap you around every time you go and get the menses, or stone you to death if you leave the house on your own.

I guess that's why when middle eastern chicks finally get to fuck they go all crazy and ask their man to bury his face in your ass. I know all this because I was watching porn last night and the porn was an amateur clip of Arabs fucking. Either that or they were Mexicans. But I am leaning towards Jordanians because it helps with the jokes.

MY REVIEW OF :
Mi Ex-novia TANYA.. me la cojo rico (I guess they were mexican)

This chick likes fucking and I can't think of a thing I like better in a girl than a girl into fucking. You never see passion from the professional girls like Tanya has. I think she must be really into this guy. Notice how she is hugging and licking the guys chest and thighs as she blows him. This licking and kissing is not the kind of perfunctory variation of tease from cock to thigh that you see in the regular porn. This girl is really desperate. She wants to consume him.

Tanya wears a g-string straight out of 1990, but since she is foreign I think she pulls it off. She is cute. Thin. But if you noticed the strange green bruises on her thigh then you weren't alone. I assume as a Mexican she can't afford to eat meat so she is probably just a little anaemic.

I am not really sure as to why Tanya likes to fuck this guy. He has a really small penis. I like to watch movies where the men have small penises, but can really please a women. I will have you know it is not because I have a small penis. I have to stop making small penis jokes now that I have an internet girlfriend.

Inexplicably in the middle of this porn clip they stop fucking to take a phone call. She then performs oral sex on mr. tiny while discussing the latest price on tortillas or the ending of some sappy novella or whatever the hell mexican women discuss in that funny little language of theirs.

I know earlier in this post I was suggesting that muslim women are freed to be sexual dynamos because they live in a culture that exploits and degrades them. I think the same thing must go for the mexicans. I can't imagine why else Tanya would exclaim in such excitement every time she gets pounded by her b/f/. He certainly can't be getting that deep to set off any rockets.

My guess is that she feels so cloistered by society that sex with her man is the only time she feels she is allowed by him to exert any free will. I think that is what makes repressed chicks so good to fuck once you get them over all their hang ups. Clearly Tanya is done with having hang ups.

I found the clip over at YouPorn. (Do I need to tell you not safe for work?) I would have embedded the video, but the submitter has disabled that function. Also, I am not so sure I want to be labeled as a porn blog which I am sure Google would do if I embedded a few clips of people showing some physical affection towards each other.

No commenting is allowed on this clip due to the submitter and that is a shame as the comments on YouPorn are almost always more entertaining than the clips themselves. I know you will be disappointed in my choice of porn videos I chose to review for the first time, since you can't see the video while you read my review. And because I insist on telling you how funny the comments are on You Porn and I chose to use a clip that did not provide us any. But if you have read this blog for any lenght of time you get used to me doing shit like that, don't you?

7 comments:

DCup said...

I only visit youporn for the comments.

you'll never guess said...

"bury his face in your [her] ass"

is this ANOTHER thing you are interested in?

who's obsessed with ass-play again?

geeeeeeeeez.

Romius T. said...

I promise next time I will have a clip that has comments@

Geez, I just said he buried his face I did not say I wanted to bury my face....I am not obsessed with ass play like certain folk I know...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I fucking love You Porn. Of course I can lonly watch it when my girlfriend is at work.

Freida Bee said...

I like YouPorn too, but I never considered looking at the comments before. Thanks for the heads up (and that's not a euphemism).

Anonymous said...

hey you guys! does anybody know what's the name of the song that sounds on the radio on this youporn video "mi exnovia tanya me la cojo rico" when she's fucking the guy and then sounds the telephone and answers and sucks the dick of the guy?? please i want to know the name of this song ):

Romius T. said...

no idea dude.