Friday, July 15, 2005
The Serial Killerz First Rule of Stalking.
If your gonna stalk someone, the first rule is to make sure she is the kinda girl you could marry. Some one you can bring home to Mama. Maybe she could be a really good cook. Giada De Laurentiis is too damn perfect to not be my Stepford wife. In fact if Stepford had a brochure I would totally buy her! Did I mention I am half Italian, Giada?
It would be nice if I could pronounce her name though.