Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I'd Cry Crocodile Tears for Steve Irwin if I could.


I figured I 'd wait for the buzz to die down before posting something on Stevey "sure I'd feed my kid to the crocks" Irwin.

Unlike some bitches I am not gonna sit and whine about how I can't get any readers despite the fact that I posted like a total of 3 times in the past 2 months for you.

It turns out I am not the only idiot on a soapbox, as PETA has taken a stand against the famous Crock Hunter.

“It comes as no shock at all that Steve Irwin should die provoking a dangerous animal,” PETA’s Dan Mathews tells The Scoop. “He made a career out of antagonizing frightened wild animals, which is a very dangerous message to send to kids.”

You see PETA is pissed about Steve's latest message "Ouch .. a stingray killed me." Rather than his previous message to kids "You are all rather tasty, let's see if the Crocks can bite you."

I can only say that PETA members are less qualified to comment on human behavior than Anna Nicole Smith is qualified to counsel at a suicide hotline.

2 comments:

Knows It All said...

cracking me up

Jezebelsriot said...

My friend's husband cried when he found out. It was the first pure expression of emotion I'd ever seen him make. Seems Irwin can move mountains even in his death.