Friday, September 15, 2006
Larry King Strikes Back.
I know this is just my second post since joining this illustrious blog. But things back at the old Loatian Mini Wife Turkey-baster breeding farm have been busy.
What events could have aroused me from my slumber? A Hollywood Tragedy. No less a personage than Anna Nicole Smith's son has died and now some in the media want to blame her for it.
From the reports, I hear she attempted to give him mouth to mouth. I can't imagine a dead person not getting aroused by that. I am pretty sure I just solved this case. Just go arrest Howard K. Stern and leave my octogenarian loving playmate alone. I may need a 10th wife soon.
526 Laotian Mini-Wives were bored by this post.
Larry King blogs every Thursday night at 6 P.M., when he's not too drunk he posts.