Imagine your kinda thirsty, but no 7-11 is around the corner, don't worry now you can just piss yourself.
I wished he would just stop trying to save the world. First that stupid scooter, now drinking your own urine.
By the way, I am not gonna apologize for the geeky allusion to the Freman "urine drinkers" from Dune. It's not my fault that you were born Post Star Wars*
*For those of you who were born after 1977 this date is a supposed "cut off line" for dating younger "peeps." At least it is a cut off for many in the Generation X cohort who have morals. Thankfully most Gen Xers don't have morals and will date you hot Gen Y's and millenials as long as it's legal in your state. In Alabama I think that age is nine.