Tuesday, December 20, 2005

We will all be drinking urine soon.

Imagine your kinda thirsty, but no 7-11 is around the corner, don't worry now you can just piss yourself.

Just like the guys in these suits, or men lost at sea, one day we will all be forced to drink our own urine. This rancid gift from the guy who gave us the Segway.

I wished he would just stop trying to save the world. First that stupid scooter, now drinking your own urine.

By the way, I am not gonna apologize for the geeky allusion to the Freman "urine drinkers" from Dune. It's not my fault that you were born Post Star Wars*

*For those of you who were born after 1977 this date is a supposed "cut off line" for dating younger "peeps." At least it is a cut off for many in the Generation X cohort who have morals. Thankfully most Gen Xers don't have morals and will date you hot Gen Y's and millenials as long as it's legal in your state. In Alabama I think that age is nine.


Beth said...

I'm starting to think that perhaps this guy should take a little break, re evaluate his techniques...

foxxxylove said...

I'm right at the cut-off. What does this mean for me, really? Am I subjected to a love life filled with balding, spare tires, and Viagra?

Romius T. said...

Absolutely, at least men my age will believe you are entitled to their spare tires, balding heads, and flacid penises.