Thursday, December 29, 2005

Here's something new, a chick that's into serial killers.



I'm just like the rest of you conformists.


I take great pride in my individuality. My search for deep authenticity and my commitment towards following a path that can only lead to a "trully" developed self.

But last week I stopped paying so much attention to myself and that's when I began to notice just how crazy the average person is.
You are all fucking insane. Some of the most "normal" people in the world work way to hard at seeming "unique."

Not that any of them would go to the trouble of counting to 8 before entering every doorway, or making sure each and every item of food was touched 3 times before they would eat it. Everybody thinks they have OCD, or they know some anal retentive prick who must have it.


But if all they do is have you wash your hands before witnessing their "bathtub art" all they have is performance art disorder not OCD. Next time you want to have some fun invite a friend over who has O-C-D and feed him peas. Then sit back and watch'em go apeshit.

All that brings me back to my point, that some people try "way to hard" to seem deviant and "evil." And while we all know my roomate THE FRO is evil. [He's EVIL...He's EVIL] I can't sit back and allow the Fro to take a backseat to anybody else's claim of misanthropic Evil.

Therefore; I must submit to you ...Sara. Sara's blog is entitled :

"LOVE /MURDER /KILLERS/FORENSICS ? read on..."

Oh, yes.. dear readers, read on we shall. I found her website while browsing through her boyfriend's webpage which described her thusly:

"My Queen and soulmate. I don't give a fuck what she says, I think she's fuckin' drop-dead gorgeous...!!! "

With three exclamations I just knew she had to be hot. And since her boyfriend doesn't give a shit about what she "says," I knew I wouldn't have to either.

Redgorilla75's description of a nudity proned teen slut bore little resemblance to the identity that I found awaiting me at Love/Murder, where the dying spirit of a 12 year old girl was giving way to the pedestrian desire to be a little strange.
"I like to play the guitar and write songs, I could also be described as a little strange.. "

Yes. A little strange. But not that fucking strange. Shit most surburbanites and 40 year old moms sit at home deconstructing the intricacies of the latest CSI-Miami which places Sara plainly in the middle of squaresville. Put a shaw around her and add 20 years to her tits and she's my Aunt Norma.

"That David Caruso is so cute..."

"Ya, I hear he plays a good cop, pass me another chicken leg will ya?"

Sara's hobbies leave her time to dolittle else but, "investigate systematically the effects of different forms of Lime on dead flesh."


But at least picking at dead flesh has replaced her former worship of all things unicorn and horsey. Fuck was that annoying.

11 comments:

foxxxylove said...

Her boy-toy must be a black man - ooh, that's racist!

romiustexis said...

Oh no he's so white he's British. But he deserves his own post as well.

Beth said...

hey! I was already well aware that I was insane. My roommate has OCD where she arranges everything at 90 degree angles which is generally pretty entertaining until she pissed me off and I superglued a pencil at a 45 degree angle. Let the fun begin!

Anonymous said...

How dare you mention me in the same piece of writing as CSI, I HATE IT! grrrrr, dying spirit of a 12yr old? desire to be a little strange? I had to add the little strange in,to give notice to the fact that this space is not glittery and doesnt go on and on about what i did at school today to the readers of most of these shitty blogs i.e actual 12yr old girls. No, im no more stranger than the next girl whos heads been used as a punch bag an needs medication just to stop me killing every fucker that i come across. Unicorns and horses? The space is entitled Love murder,killlers/forensics? ITS A QUESTION, if the answers No then F-OFF. and its Sarah, not sara you wannabe unique parasite.

Anonymous said...

HA! i was actually abit annoyed until i looked at your profile. First MALE-like i care what a guy thinks, then Age 35-startin to lose the hair yet eh?, Industry GOVERNMENT-we all know everything they say makes sense,NOT, AMERICAN-say no more.LOL!

Anonymous said...

It seems you think you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us eh?

When I say "I don't give a fuck what she says" I meant She doesn't see herself as drop dead goreous. But I certainly do. Therefore maybe I should have written "I don't give a fuck that she doesn't think she's drop dead forgeous"...

I didn't know I'd end up being analysed by Professor Lookatmearen'tIabigfuckingsmartarse.

I hope you find anthrax in your cornflakes...
Happy new year...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and foxxxylove...
I'm whiter than chuck connors.
What do you mean who's chuck connors?
He's the guy who play Tom Moore in 'Roots', yunno, the fella who raped kunta kinte's daughter, kizzy, who gave birth to 'Chicken George' as a result.

I'm very sorry, I guess you'll have to stop fantasizing aout me now and dust off that double-headed purple dildo that your husband doesn't know you've got.
Love
Red

Anonymous said...

Just one more thing romiustexis...
If you're gonna link Sarah's space on your blog, it's probably a good idea to know that msn spaces have a 'statistics' page. This means that we can see where people have come from and at what time and on what date.
It's quite clever really, don't you think?
And that, is how we found you...

I look forward to seeing you have a go at me, although even if you think I'm a wanker, I bet you were pissing yourself laughing and seething with jealous rage at the fact that you don't have anywhere near as many 'readers' as I do...

Once again...
Happy new year...
Red...

romiustexis said...

Well I figured with all the traffic I threw your way you would discover me.

Just glad to see a fellow commie getting more "readers" than me.

I know most of the 3 people who read this site would love a review of your site! haha

Anonymous said...

Well feel free to review away sir...
I'm a great believer in free speech, even though that's what the capitalists say we commies know nothing about.
But what the fuck would they know, eh?

But honestly, I quite like your sardonic, cutting style.
I found this entry quite funny, truth be told.

I'd love to see you pick the bones out of my stupid hobby, that I can't seem to be able to stop.

Yours, also in chains
Red...

romiustexis said...

Glad to see you got the spirit of the post , all in jest. I try to only pick on those who can take it or those I love.