Monday, May 07, 2007

Today's Fan Letter To Steve Nash's Wife is "Worried about his nose."

Dear Steve Nash's Wife,

I just wanted to say I was watching the whole thing on TV and I totally thought that was a cheap shot by Tony Parker!

It totally looked like Tony just bent over and bumped his head on your dear husbands nose.


I've never seen such blood before!

I mean it was really gushing!

Only a boxer's cut man could have done something about that!

Blood. Blood. Everywhere. Blood.

And just at the wrong moment. When the game was on the line. Steve couldn't get back in to the game because of that Magic Johnson rule.

Which by the way doesn't make any sense to me. I mean Magic doesn't even play anymore. And even if he did, I think he bought himself the celebrity cure for AIDS. So it wouldn't matter if Magic gushed his blood all over you. You totally can't get AIDS from him anymore!

Despite his nice smile Earvin Magic Johnson bought the AIDS cure for himself and probably woudn't sell it to you!

So I say let Steve play!


Jezebelsriot said...

I love seeing dudes get their noses broken. This is why I love the UFC. I even love the IFL. And I love boxing, homeless fighting, midget tossing, foxy boxing, and pretty much anything that may involve violence at any moment. God bless people getting their asses kicked.

Romius T. said...

You are very dangerous my girl. I can imagine getting my ass kicked because of you.