You heard it here last folks. Felicity is pregnant. With this news My pregnancy/lactation fetish fantasies have reached their Apex.
In other news I have finally settled in to my new/old hometown of Tempe.
Some might find these to be interesting facts about Tempe.
It's OK to cut in line at the local gas station if you are "just here for the beef jerky." Just stick your dirty hands into the beef jerky dispensing apparatus and be on your way. There is no need to pay for beef jerky in Tempe. As long as you know how to answer the clerk if she asks you the following question, "Just here for the jerky again?"
Yes. The answer is Yes.
I might be posting again on some kind of regular basis, but don't get your damn hopes up. None of you missed me. You just went on about your life like I don't matter. But if you stopped here at least every now and then you would know that it is OK for teen girls "to go wild." A scientist said so. Or a woman. Look Just go read the article for yourself if you don't believe me.
This post is dedicated to Apex TVs. Try and find a better 200 dollar TV anywhere. I dare you. They don't call it Apex for nothing.