Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Evil teen "pop princess" divorces dancing "hero."

Brittney Spears filed for divorce. I am pretty sure this is disaster for my book idea. Who's gonna want to read about K-Fed now that he is not royalty by marriage?

No one, that's who.

I may have to get a job at Circle K. I just never considered myself brave enough to work there before. But if the "Fed" can handle all the shit that goes his way, I guess I can put my life in harms way so that you can get your Slurpie™ on.


Jezebelsriot said...

Mmmm, slurpy. You know, I heard this morning and thought of you. But I think you need to turn lemons into lemonaide. If you're dishing filthy Brittany secrets; like she likes it in the ass while being punched in the back of the head, you've got your best selling tell-all from the hero's perspective.

romiustexis said...

You know if I was any good at turning lemons into lemonade I'd be bigger than Tropicana.

I can't believe that Brit is into the whole "donkey punch" thing, but it ain't srprising!

K-Fed won't let me talk about his life with Brit or he gets shit in the divorce. That's why he will date a girl named Jamie Lynn real soon!

Jezebelsriot said...

She likes a dirty sanchez too, but what good ol' country girl doesn't?

romiustexis said...

You tube is supposed to be posting exclusive ffotage (seen by only 300000 people) of Kfed crying after he gets his text message divorcing him from Brit Brit.

Hopefully beta blogger is not screwing that up!