It is kinda like the time I washed my ass with that rag under the bathroom sink that had all the Comet left on it. I accidentally used it and it burned my ass for a few days before finally I rinsed it off.
That was a big mistake. If you do scrub your ass with comet. Make sure to rinse that shit out right away. Don't let it fester, otherwise it stings like fuck. Your ass will end up with blisters on it. And explaining to your girl friend how you got infected blisters from scrubbing your ass with a comet soaked rag is difficult. I don't care how understanding she is.
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I once had a similar experience in college when I ran out of laundry and tried to Lysol a pair of underwear.
The end of my wiener burned for a couple days. I don't think there was any permanent damage.
Were you killing germs or just trying to be cheap on perfume?
the idea was to try and kill germs....but now that you mention it....lysol does have a kind of aftershavey smell....
I would just like to thank you for making me burst out laughing in the middle of a Criminal Justice lecture when we were discussing a specific case of some serious police brutality.
This is why I love your blog.
Police brutality is so funny. Don't forget to tell em how you are morelikely to die by a cop than by a terrorist!
Ummm...speechless. And that's a first.
I am not always funny, topical, relavant or even interesting. But like stephen king once said "If I can't scare you , I go for the gross out."
ditto.
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