Thursday, March 01, 2007

Don't go gettin' Paranoid on me Android

I don't just make veiled references to popular rock bands in my blog posts, I also make sure to send you guys the latest in conspiracy theories.

"The fact that the BBC reported on the collapse of Building 7 over twenty minutes in advance of its implosion obviously provokes a myriad of questions as to how they knew it was about to come down when the official story says its collapse happened accidentally as a result of fire damage and debris weakening the building's structure."

"Myriad? I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note."

1 comment:

Jezebelsriot said...

I didn't even read this, I just want to talk about how much I want(ed) to do it with Christian Slater in Heathers, how is mix of abusive misanthrope mass murdere was the exact mix of charisma I was looking for in a man. And he wore all black and talked like he'd spent a lifetime drinking whiskey and sucking down Pall Malls, and then he made Pump up the Volume where he took on the man. My panties are wet in remembrance.