Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Bathos Cosmology 203


Every once in a while even creative types run out of ideas. That's why Family Ties did two clip shows a season. What you don't know know about clip shows is that they require just as much energy and creativity as regular programing.

So you could get mad at me rehashing all my previous posts, or you could just understand that 'this is the summer' and a clip show beats a re-run anyday.

And now a list of Things about this site.

According to the Bathos Mythology:

  • Tom Cruise is the Devil
  • Objectivists eat puppies.
  • Fat chicks carry cake on themselves at all times and use it to tempt me to kiss them.
  • I hear voices
  • I think that PETA members are worse than serial killers.

People I hate, in no particular order.

  1. Oprah
  2. G.W. Bush
  3. Tom Cruise
  4. Ayn Rand
  5. Dr. Phill
  6. Will Wheaton
  7. Uncle Joe
  8. God-untill he heals someone with an amputee
  9. Jan Brewer
  10. Maryln Vos Savant

People I inexplicably admire:

  1. Larry King
  2. The guy who invented the artificial heart for putting up with his wife.

Odd obsessions:

  1. D.L. Rosenhan's experiment
  2. U.S. invasion of Panama
  3. Voo Doo Science
  4. Hugo Chavez
  5. corporate personhood

9 comments:

Jezebelsriot said...

I have to tell you, our hate lists are quite similar except that hands down, no contest Tom Cruise is at my top number one spot. When I receive my one free assassination entitled to every US citizen, I'm using it to smite his smug, rat faced, twitchy, in the closet ass. And I want to do it myself. I want to literally choke the life out of him.

Evil factor should give to GW, but Tom Cruise just fucking annoys me.

Will Wheaton?

romiustexis said...

Wil is more of an asshat that evil or worthy of my hatred. C'mon don't you rememeber his early career as Wesley Crusher? Also somewhere once I called him an asshat-so by default he gets on the list.

Knows It All said...

Based on this clip run, I do believe that you may have found yourself a reader. I'm swayed by any TOM CRUISE hatred, and PETA slams. And that Wheaton dude creeps me out.

Plus, you got a FOXXXY recommendation... so that adds some weight.

And you clearly see the world my way. (see your comment #3 to Basic Cosmology Post). ;)

foxxxylove said...

Didn't you know that before we met I was an amputee until God healed me. Shame on you blasphemer!

Oh, and HI JEZZ! Wassup gurl?

romiustexis said...

Awesome know it all, I now have 4 readers!
To foxxy, that totally explains your arms....

romiustexis said...

I have a near obssesive need to check my e-mail every 3 minutes. I have a similiar need to update posts, long after anyone would possibly want to read them. That's why I have added even more links in the past few hours!

Anonymous said...

alls i know is, you shouldn't make write oprah's name on any list cause she's got mob connections. actually, she probably IS the mob.

-isa

Jezebelsriot said...

Oh I remember. I think he and Ralph Machio should make a porno. Since they both have barely aged in the past twenty years and look remarkably similar, I think this would be really hot. Off the subject, I'd like to see Diane Sawyer and Martha Stewart in a porno for the same reasons - minus the no aging.

And hello there beautiful Foxxxy!

Romius T. said...

I should be a little more careful about the whole Oprah thing. You're right!