Saturday, February 10, 2007

I might be crazy. But if I drove cross country to kill you, I'd stop for bathroom breaks.

That's because I am not a space cowboy. You see astronauts are used to shitting in their pants so it's not that crazy to drive cross country in a diaper.

I've made up my mind that even when I don't have anything to say that's not going to stop me from blogging. I know my readers will respect that kind of thing. I thought that story was a lot better than the story I was originally going to tell.

That story involved me finding sunflower seeds in my stool. It worries me. I haven't eaten sunflower seeds in more than 2 weeks. I stopped eating them because I was convinced that they were causing an "inflammation of the bowels." Just how long do sunflower seeds last in your intestines anyway?

I guess I can be your guilty pleasure. Like sneaking into your parents room to watch them shave in the mornings. It's not that weird. Lots of folks have 2 daddy's and enjoy watching them wax.


Anonymous said...

i bet sunflower seeds stay in the bowels as long as gum does, which everyone knows is for-fuckin-ever.

-la isla

Romius T. said...

Oh shit. In that case I might be shitting seeds for decades.

Jezebelsriot said...

At least it's not corn. Any time I see corn in my shit I get this really strange awareness of my mortality and it makes me really sad.

Romius T. said...

Anytime I see corn I think something is growning inside me.