That's because I am not a space cowboy. You see astronauts are used to shitting in their pants so it's not that crazy to drive cross country in a diaper.
I've made up my mind that even when I don't have anything to say that's not going to stop me from blogging. I know my readers will respect that kind of thing. I thought that story was a lot better than the story I was originally going to tell.
That story involved me finding sunflower seeds in my stool. It worries me. I haven't eaten sunflower seeds in more than 2 weeks. I stopped eating them because I was convinced that they were causing an "inflammation of the bowels." Just how long do sunflower seeds last in your intestines anyway?
I guess I can be your guilty pleasure. Like sneaking into your parents room to watch them shave in the mornings. It's not that weird. Lots of folks have 2 daddy's and enjoy watching them wax.