Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Maybe one day I will get respect, but until then I grovel. Also I will ceaselessly link to all my blogs until you read them all.

Lately I've been leaving all these incredible spontaneous comments on my favorite blogs. I so burst with creativity that I don't mind sharing a little of my magic with all my SuperFans.

That might seem odd to you, but a lot of my behavior is odd. Like the fact that I still have not bought that add on to my i-pod that allows me to capture audio. Most of my best stuff is strewn outwards for free and then lost permanently to outer space, or wherever the meanderings of my sonic bursts end up at.

I noticed that a friend of mine rated his blog as a C-. I grew a bit concerned. Because even though I have been on the internets for a long time and even though I have authored a second website, I don't think I can quite claim "fair to middling" blogger status like he does.

I want to be famous, but for all my effort my blog may as well have been a Geocities Website dedicated to Unicorns. That's how much my traffic sucks. I'd like to think it's just the Jail Bait series I have been featuring, or my obsession with bringing Hebophilia to the mainstream.

But frankly 60% of my traffic is generated from Jail Bait chat forums. So that's why I included a picture of that Jail Bait girl who made the movie 13. Some people regard this movie as Generation Y's "Kids."

I am not too sure why. Because I thought "Kids" was about Gen Y too. But I have been wrong about things before. All I know is that when a 13 year old writes a movie about how all 13 year old's wanna do is have sex with older guys "it's Art." But when a 36 year old man dedicates his website to said 13 year old girls "it's creepy."

The other thing I know is that my target audience never reads posts this long, and my actual readers wish I would just concentrate on something other than 13 year old vagina. And if they don't then I guess I don't understand the psyche of 39 year old women who think I am hot.


Dr. Stephanie said...

SIGH. Do you know NOTHING? You can CLAIM anything you like. It doesn't have to be "true," or "accurate." I mean, who has a monopoly on these definitions? Well, technically Merriam-Webster, but I seriously think you can take either of them.

And by all means, talk about 13-year old vagina all you want. I am not an undercover cop looking for a bust. I SWEAR.

Romius T. said...

You don't need to swear to me that you are not an under cover cop. I am starting to understand the pyschology of women who can find my style of humor funny.

I think we can blame the wives of men who molest their children. They must secretly know (and are sometimes relieved) to have the sexual attention diverted away from them.

I am not saying that Dr. Steph is like that , just that you aren't that different in many ways from that kind of women.

You know what I mean.

Dr. Stephanie said...

I don't think I do.

Romius T. said...

I don't either.

Jezebelsriot said...

I know why I don't find your jailbait series creepy, and you do too. Some day when I am a fancy professor with an even fancier office, I will be fired for having a tawdry affair with one of my freshman studetns. He will be freshly 18, so perfectly legal, but still unethical. I will be a Cougar, bobbed gray hair and sharp red fingernails growling after young men. Ah yes.

Romius T. said...

I just hope that my son is not permanantly damaged by his affair with you, Jezzy.