Lately I've been leaving all these incredible spontaneous comments on my favorite blogs. I so burst with creativity that I don't mind sharing a little of my magic with all my SuperFans.
That might seem odd to you, but a lot of my behavior is odd. Like the fact that I still have not bought that add on to my i-pod that allows me to capture audio. Most of my best stuff is strewn outwards for free and then lost permanently to outer space, or wherever the meanderings of my sonic bursts end up at.
I noticed that a friend of mine rated his blog as a C-. I grew a bit concerned. Because even though I have been on the internets for a long time and even though I have authored a second website, I don't think I can quite claim "fair to middling" blogger status like he does.
I want to be famous, but for all my effort my blog may as well have been a Geocities Website dedicated to Unicorns. That's how much my traffic sucks. I'd like to think it's just the Jail Bait series I have been featuring, or my obsession with bringing Hebophilia to the mainstream.
But frankly 60% of my traffic is generated from Jail Bait chat forums. So that's why I included a picture of that Jail Bait girl who made the movie 13. Some people regard this movie as Generation Y's "Kids."
I am not too sure why. Because I thought "Kids" was about Gen Y too. But I have been wrong about things before. All I know is that when a 13 year old writes a movie about how all 13 year old's wanna do is have sex with older guys "it's Art." But when a 36 year old man dedicates his website to said 13 year old girls "it's creepy."
The other thing I know is that my target audience never reads posts this long, and my actual readers wish I would just concentrate on something other than 13 year old vagina. And if they don't then I guess I don't understand the psyche of 39 year old women who think I am hot.