Friday, December 22, 2006

It comes full circle Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis

Did you know that you could buy something that analyzes your poo? I didn't but Spider Man's girlfriend does.

In my very first post on this blog I blogged about my poo. Mary Lou Henner was going around pimping her new book. The book devotes multiple chapters to your poo. That led me to my current fixation on mentally organizing my morning dump.

I never really cared about my poo until Mary Lou. But once I recognized it as a possible health concern I began to worry every time I went to the bathroom. I would look my poo over for consistency, weight, color in hopes of gaining some kind of insight into my health situation.

I don't know how much this might cost but if you forgot to get me a birthday gift or are looking for the perfect Festivus gift, now you know.


Jezebelsriot said...

I've always loved my poo! I once shit a turd that looked just like Jesus after being up three days on Meth. I've had turds that could break records they're so long. My poo is strong and healthy, a coiled boa constrictor ready to strike. Just me and my poo.

Romius T. said...

Did you remember to sell your poo on e-bay? You would have got a shit load of money. Pun intended.

My shit weak overly warm yellow and soft. Much like me.